AISubs v3.7
I don't like you!
You're a slug, Gyuto!
You're fired!
First Namekuji greeting!
As soon as I got up, I got a hair tie in my hair, so it doesn't stick to my hair.
It's not Tetsukin-san, it's Shibakin-san!
Shibakin-san and Namekuji-san?
No, it's Namekin-san!
Namekin-san started it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hey!
It doesn't suit you!
You know, "Toukai-on-Air" is...
I think there's only one "Toukai-on-Air" thing.
Which is "Rock-paper-scissors"!
Yeah, there is.
If you say "Banmushi-rock-paper-scissors", I'll say "Toukai-paku-na".
You can't say that just by playing "rock-paper- scissors"!
That's cute.
But "rock-paper-scissors" has something higher than that.
Rock-paper-scissors' superior language.
That's...
"Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors"!
That's higher!
It's a complete superior language.
I thought it'd be higher.
Where's "Acchi-muite-hoi"?
"Acchi-muite" is for "ashi", right?
"Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors" is for "tadaa"!
"Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors" is for "tadaaa"!
I want to surpass "Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper- scissors"!
Can you say "Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors" just once?
No way!
Why not?
You can't?
That's gross!
That's really high-quality.
"Ashi"!
You're stupid.
I thought it'd be a helmet, but it's okay.
It's soft, so everyone can do it seriously.
How do you want me to do it?
It hurts here.
It hurts here!
I missed this distance.
Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors
It doesn't make sense!
It's scary!
I want to surpass "Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper- scissors" this time!
So, I asked you to come up with "Tatai-te-kabutte- rock-paper-scissors" for me!
Okay!
Can I go first?
Yes!
Can I bring it?
Yes!
I brought a very simple one.
Yes!
Tatai-te-kabutte-rock-paper-scissors
You're so nice!
What is it?
"Nice"? Isn't it too big?
No, no, it's not!
It's very simple.
These are the things I brought.
This is "kasa" (matching box)
and "oke" (flying foot)
Oh!
We will "buchimakete-sashite" (defeat, stab and rock- paper-scissors)
"buchimakete-sashite"?
Isn't it too black?
No, it contains plenty of water.
"janken-de-kata" (rock-paper-scissors)
We will "buga" (beat)
and "buga" (beat)
and protect.
Oh, I see.
Oh, so "kasa" is "sassu" (stab)
That's all.
We did it together.
What?
Why?
We did it together.
It was our friendship.
That's right.
Can we be your friends, too?
Are you going to do it?
I'm nervous.
I'm excited.
It's like before a match.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
I won!
You are so lucky!
I didn't know anything.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost.
I didn't know anything.
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ouch!
That was close!
OK, OK.
This is getting serious.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost!
You!
It was supposed to be OK, but it got wet.
Can you get wet this much?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ouch!
You are so lucky!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ouch!
Stop it!
You look happy.
You!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost!
That was close!
Why me?
It's hard to attack.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ouch!
I won!
The winner is Tetsuya!
I won!
When I went to get my umbrella,
my face was in front of it.
So I did like this.
Let's put it back.
Let's restore it.
Rehabilitation complete!
I'm tired.
It was wet, wasn't it?
It was really fun to watch.
It's really funny.
Both were fun.
It was fun.
Who will go next?
I will go.
Two custom T-shirts.
I don't need anything else.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
Please wear a T-shirt.
We have a deal.
So,
we can play right away.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The winner attacks.
Then, you grab and break it.
The loser hits the winner.
Then, you break it again.
It's like a judo match.
Can you break it so beautifully?
How far do you want me to break it?
If you say "come out!", it's over.
I will go.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
You grabbed it yourself.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
This is difficult.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
This is difficult.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
This is difficult.
Tear it up, hit it, rock-paper-scissors!
This is too difficult.
It's too difficult.
You two are like this.
Rock-paper-scissors.
No.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
It's different from what I heard.
You made a mistake.
You need to correct it.
You broke the rule.
You need to correct it.
Wait a minute.
It's over there in Yumemaru.
It's over there in Yumemaru, so it's fine.
Eh?
We're ready now.
What do you mean?
This time, the players will be playing this game.
The game we'll be playing is...
Unleash, Chase, Rock, Paper, Scissors
Yes.
It's long!
What we'll be using this time is...
First of all, this.
A sewing set.
A sewing set?
This and...
A key.
A key?
Eh?
These two.
The one who wins in rock, paper, scissors...
Will take this key...
Yes.
Put it together...
Go to the bedroom over there...
Eh?
Wake up!
Monster of hell!
It's like that.
It's a simple name.
If you do that, the seal of monster of hell will be released.
Yes, yes, yes.
The one who loses in rock, paper, scissors will die.
Yes.
Before you die...
Somehow...
The monster of hell's worst weakness...
Prepare a needle with a thread through it.
I see!
If you can make the loser scream...
And make him scream...
The monster of hell will come back like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
And chase you away.
You're stupid!
This is funny!
You're not allowed to use any of the threads.
Yes.
If the monster of hell comes here...
What will we do?
The hell rariatto club.
Ah, scary!
To do that...
There's a cushion in the back.
So we can go anywhere, right?
Hahaha!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let the match begin!
Chase you away!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ah!
Oh no!
Hurry up!
Wake up!
Monster of hell!
You're free!
Ouch!
Scary!
Hurry up!
Ah, you're faster than I thought!
You're faster than I thought!
Ah!
You're faster than I thought!
Ah!
You're fast!
You're really faster than I thought!
You're unexpectedly fast!
Ah! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Do you want to go home for once?
Your contact lens is terrible!
Monster's contact lens is terrible!
I also thought I misjudged the speed!
I said "contact lens" for the first one!
What is this?!
You drive me crazy!
Ah, by the way, Mr. Monster!
Yes?
Um, well...
There are cameras like demonstrations in English after the bar is opened, right?
Everyone is killing me!
Should we walk slowly?
Yes, let's walk slowly.
Let's do it again.
Unleash! Chase! Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Koushi lost!
Come out!
Monster of hell!
I won!
Where is the sacrifice?
He came!
Where is the sacrifice?
How is it?
What kind of setting is it?
Why?
Why is it like this?
You are really bad at it, aren't you?
I was really scared of it.
It's a defense failure.
Yes, yes, yes.
Aren't you good at it, Tosu?
No, I'm pretty good at it.
Ready, set, go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I want you to win.
You're late, monster!
Gacha!
My nose is running!
Is it coming?
It's coming!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
This is...
Ouch!
This monster is so strong!
It's gone.
It's OK now.
The winner is Ryo.
I lost.
This monster is so big.
Yes.
If you say "speed up", it will end soon.
The fourth one is me.
Don't give up.
You can't give up now.
The fifth one is me.
I will...
walk, undress, hide and rock-paper-scissors!
What?
Three?
The rules have changed.
The rules are the same.
First of all, there is a person who is squatting.
If you win in rock-paper-scissors,
you can walk only your butt.
If you win in rock-paper-scissors, you can walk only your butt.
There are people who can walk only their butt.
If you lose in rock-paper-scissors, you can walk only your butt.
Everyone in rock-paper-scissors can walk only their butt.
"Shamkai" can be opened by tearing off the "sham" text already, and rip it off.
The faster you open "shamkai", the easier you can fool others you don't know.
Win and the name of the aggressors you just fooled.
Wait a minute.
What is "squatting" ?
That's right.
Squatting over there.
Squatting over there and see if you will be hit or washed away.
Suddenly?
Let's do it once.
Who will go first?
Let's go.
OK, let's do it once.
Walk, wash, hide, rock-paper-scissors, go!
Butt walking!
Oh, here.
Oh, I see.
Northward!
Butt walking!
You suck! Butt walking!
Can you reach it?
This is bad! Hurry up!
If we don't work together, we'll lose!
Butt walking!
Butt walking! You're too slow!
I can't reach it at all!
If we don't work together, we'll get beaten up!
We passed it! We passed the entrance!
Oh no! We're here! We're here!
We're here! We're here! We're here!
If we don't work together, we'll get beaten up!
You're not working together!
If we don't work together, we'll get beaten up!
- Gather around! - Please gather around, you two!
Gather around.
No, that's not it.
Uh...
This...
This is wrong.
- What? - But I get it now.
You can say, "Lose!"
By the way, you know...
You're only bad at kicking asses.
That's true.
We need to have a little more of a match.
- Why don't you two switch places? - Let's switch.
Wait a minute...
There's a big difference between kicking asses and getting back up.
- No, it's not. - No, it's not.
I don't think it's surprising.
I'll make up my mind!
Let me do it one more time.
I'm really bad at defending myself, but is it okay?
- Then... - Oh, I get it now.
You're like...
- You're like... - You're like...
Hey, you should learn from what you've done so far.
Add weird things and make up for it!
- What? - Change it!
You're like...
Well, it's fine, it's fine.
"It's not bad, it's not bad." And you go like...
I don't get it!
This guy's no good!
When you go get where you lost, do you walk?
If it's okay with me, I'll stand up.
And then...
I'll switch places.
You switch places here,
you get your car number,
you say you're switching places, and then...
- You kick asses... - You kick asses...
And then you go like...
- "Okay, okay, go ahead." - "Okay, okay, go ahead."
- I'll do it. - Okay.
- You walk, you take off your clothes, you hide them, rock, paper, scissors! - You walk, you take off your clothes, you hide them, rock, paper, scissors!
Um...
Walk with your butt up!
Hohoku Tenshin!
Oh, no!
Go forward, go forward!
Zawa, zawa...
Go forward, go forward...
What's up with you?
Go forward, go forward...
Zawa, zawa...
- Go forward. - Go forward, go forward...
- Zawa, zawa... - You're pretty good at that.
- Oh, no, no, no! - You're fast!
Go forward, go forward...
Go over!
Zawa, zawa...
Stupid Kichi!
- Maikeru... you're really fast. - Why do I only have ass?
- Maikeru, maikeru... - Maikeru, maakeru...
- Zawa, zawa... - You're fast, too.
- Zawa, zawa... - You're quite flexible?
- Zawa, zawa... - You used to be better...
- Maikeru, maakeru... - Maikeru, maakeru...
- Zawa, zawa... - Maikeru, maakeru...
- You just finished dragging him! - Zawa!
I did it!
Please go back!
You saved me!
Ouch!
That was a good match!
I can't believe I lost.
This is crazy. It was really tough.
Sorry.
You're sweating a lot.
This game is trash.
If you're in a monster position, it's over.
Who will win?
It's hard.
The genre is different.
If you're a domino, it's over for you.
You were about to win.
You were about to win, but you were about to lose.
You were about to lose.
Water and monster were good.
Both of you were good.
If we play this game again, we'll win.
We can only win if we play this game again.
We'll hide this game in a safe place.
"Tataita", "Kabutsu", "Janken", "Kon", "Shin", "Teiban"
"Water", "Monster", "Yattemite", "Yokuta"
"Ukihanatte", "Oihanatte", "Janken", "Kon"
"Ka", "Buchimakete", "Sashte", "Janken", "Kon"
"Desune", "Kongo"
It's a little difficult.
Is it over?